Baby Ruth Immediately

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Twenty-four candy bars for twenty-one dollars??? Okay, well what's the weight of each friggin' bar??? How much weight total??? Why no free shipping?

So it's more than one dollar per bar with shipping. Is that like, American money? What if it's one of those teeny bars and not one of those...like...HUGE bars? And do they count the packaging in the weight? Well, that's hardly relevant seeing there's no weight given anywhere.

Okay, it's a GREAT candy bar when it's fresh. Don't leave 'em in a hot car and don't eat 'em if you have braces. And please, please, keep it to one bar a day! If you find yourself eating them before noon, you probably should see someone about your...ummm...problem. Oh, and these candy bars used to be a riot when you'd throw them into a swimming pool with kids! They'd float, just like...well, trust me, it was hilarious.

Too bad they don't sell them packaged except at Halloween.

Oh, and it's much better than that candy bar named after Reggie Jackson. Remember him? Uh...well then, do you remember the candy bar?



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